NOT ALL SPECIES BELONG ON A PLATFORM

NEW SPECIES ALERT: Homo Narcissicus Outragicus, a whiny, pathetic excuse for a human. You can usually find them grifting at MAGA rallies, crying on Twitter, and mating in political offices.

Wait…that's actually just Scott Presler. 

This weekend, Pussy Pres shared a work of art that a hater had made, morphing the scammer into a freak of nature that one would find in an old, Victorian Botanical Guide. Reimagined as a fictional (like much of his experience) plant species, the guide outlines Presler's entire taxonomy, from victimhood to ragebait. 

Billing him as "The Outrage Orchid," the Dept. of Unnatural Botany Guide classifies Presler as a "high-maintenance specimen that thrives on performative persecution and culture war pollen." His preferred method of propaganda? Releasing "constant spores of whining, fear, and recycled talking points."

If you're unlucky enough to encounter Homo Narcissicus Outragicus on a college campus or in a comment section, the guide advises you to not engage and simply block him. Wow. Seems like everyone needs this manual. We can save all 2.4 million of his Twitter followers! 

Oddly enough, Presler was the one to share this on X, using the misguided logic that he must be making some sort of difference. 

Not the case. 

Time's up, buddy! People are catching on. Why don't you just do us all a favor: deactivate the socials and pack the grift up. It was a nice run, but all those dogs you left behind aren't going to walk themselves.