Undesirable? Scott Presler's Murky Romantic Life

Earlier today, Scott Presler posted what can only be described as a misguided attempt at a thirst trap on his Instagram. In the video, pudgy Presler is taking a stroll in Dallas in a tank top, babbling on about the SAVE Act. But he also paired the video with a caption highlighting how he lost 50 pounds in one year. 

This only leaves us with more questions. One: how can someone lose weight and look even worse? And two: is this Presler's public way of letting the other homos know that he's single and ready to mingle? 

If so, isn't it rather odd that Presler's never been linked to someone publicly before? For someone who's in our faces all of the time against our will, we know shockingly little about his romantic life. Well, other than the fact that he allegedly likes to throw orgies at RNC offices and then post pictures of it online, per Politico's reporting. 

Now it's certainly plausible that Presler's never been in a relationship. It's not hard to see why. Who would want to date Scott Presler? As hard as it is to believe, even other gay people have standards, apparently. 

Just look at him. The guy is ugly. Certifiably a butterface, and up until this year, a butterbody as well. He even makes being tall look wrong. 

Here's the thing: we're not ones to speculate, but given everything that went down with Brandon Straka in 2025, it's not impossible to envision that there was more beneath the surface. And that this whole weight loss journey is Presler's (failed) attempt at a revenge body. They were awfully close. "I adore you Brandon…," Presler once remarked. But as the two queens spat and squabbled, Straka questioned Presler's honesty and authenticity…as should everyone.

Grifter? Cheater? You name it, Scott Presler could be it!

Whatever the case may be, we'll just assume that Presler is single because no one in their right mind wants to be tied to him. But who knows? Maybe all his flirty tweets at John Thune will pay off someday.